Detect a target. Identify them with Gemini. Roast them in T-800 voice.
Finish with a bark from Brian Griffin. GET REKT M8
★★★ MLG PRO EDITION - DORITOS & MOUNTAIN DEW FUELED ★★★
!!! TARGET ACQUISITION READY !!! [AIRHORN READY]
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An AI-powered, ultrasonic-triggered, Terminator-grade roasting machine. Detect a target. Identify them with Gemini. Roast them in T-800 voice. Finish with a bark from Brian Griffin. GET REKT M8 |
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[ CLICK HERE 4 GITHUB ] | [ how it works ] | [ the dog ] | [ the guys ] | [ AIRHORN ]
Five stages of escalation, from passive detection to verbal annihilation. (it works on my laptop i swear)
| 01 DETECT [ULTRASONIC] The ultrasonic sensor pings continuously, watching for a person to enter range. *ping* *ping* |
02 STATUS Arduino lights up the LCD: target locked, system armed, scanning sequence engaged. pew pew |
03 CAPTURE The Arduino signals the laptop, which fires up the external camera and snaps a frame. 📸 say cheese nerd |
| 04 ROAST 🔥 Gemini identifies the subject and generates a roast in the voice of the Terminator. HASTA LA VISTA BABY |
05 DELIVER 🔊 Text-to-speech reads the roast. Then Brian Griffin barks. Target retreats. WASTED |
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BARK.MP3 - DETERRENT v2.1 [STRETCHED FOR MAXIMUM BARK] |
Every great weapons system needs a closer. After the roast lands, the box
plays a clip of Brian Griffin barking - a final, undignified push to send the
target back where they came from.
It is, scientifically speaking, the most effective civilian deterrent ever deployed in a dorm room. (MIT peer reviewed trust us) * may cause hearing damage * turn down ur volume noob if bark is silent, check that bark.mp3 is in repo root on Pages |
* photos stretched for artistic vision * do not adjust ur monitor *
 Naim [WIDE LOAD HAMMER TIME] |
Hardware engineer responsible for setting up designs of servos while implementing code to control them. Cameraman & Editor of final video presentation. Lead Feastables sourcer [sponsored? no lol] |
 Maeve [VERTICAL STRETCH 4 STYLE] |
Systems specialist focusing on payload delivery mechanisms and implementations. payload = roast + bark combo wombo |
 Bill [CINEMATIC 16:9] |
Materials specialist, focusing on determining best materials for project and sourcing. Co-Engineered servo configuration & code [he touched grass to find the best hammer] |
 Jose Carvajal-Beltran [MLG STRETCH™ - JUST RIGHT] |
Format specialist ensuring all documentation is clear and well-structured. Ensured any code involving cameras and API was properly coded and integrated. Created this website. [webmaster] |
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